20 Miles to Texas #OriginalFiction #Script #Snippet

*** Brief introduction from the author – I have been, in some capacity working on this screenplay for quite a while. “20 Miles to Texas” is a horror script concept that deals directly with irrational fear and how each individual reacts differently to the idea of fear, which ultimately allows it to manifest in a way that is tailored specifically to the person experiencing it. The idea was to write a script that jettisoned the 90’s tradition of a slasher story that involved a cast of around 6 obnoxious teens where…

Once in a Lifetime: Chapter 2 – I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar

*** A brief note from the author: Your about to read the first draft of the second chapter of a novel I have been working on for awhile now (started it during NaNoWriMo 2 years ago, and now it’s nearly finished!). ** it may be beneficial to read Chapter 1 first ** The concept is simple, Maverick McCormick wakes up without a memory in his head. Desperate to figure things out, his memories start to come back to him, but are they in fact his memories? Is he really this person? What you are…

The Absurdity of Life: Prologue – Original Fiction #BradSeesAll

***Brief note from the author. The Absurdity of Life is a fun little satire wrapped in a farce masquerading as social commentary. A tale of a country divided during a secret alien invasion. The lives of many will be told, and their seemingly unconnected walks through life will be pulled together in the most absurd way, culminating in an interplanetary event that will altar the course of human history. It’s gonna be one hell of a wild ride. Don’t miss it! Disclaimer: The views represented in this novel are not necessarily the views…

Bob’s Dangling Solution – Original Fiction – #BOB

*** Note from the author: this is one of a handful of Bob tales available for you to read. If you are demented and enjoyed this, please also read the following tales of Bob’s disturbed dementia here – Bob Files His Taxes & Bob Returns a Video Tape to Blockbuster *** Bob’s Dangling Solution Bob reached his hand out from across his bed to hit the snooze button on his alarm. The alarm had not gone off, but all the same he smacked the button just to show the clock…

What a Week That Was… #readmyblog #dammit

What a week! It’s a been a roller-coaster trying to maintain this monstrosity of a blog the last few weeks. With so much going on in my personal and professional life, it’s been difficult to keep up with this non-paying part time job. But I’m back like a Spinal Tap this week! A full slate of content was unleashed on the masses: bed head, the start of an original story, movie reviews, and a web comic! Plenty to keep you entertained for quite a while. If you ever wanted to…

Sticky Notes 11 – #LIBACRATEENICAN

Politics! Politics! Politics! If “History of the World Part 1” has taught me anything, it’s that some folks get exceptionally butt hurt about politics. When you stop to think about it… it’s actually pretty hilarious that so many folks get their undies all wadded up in a bunch over some stiff folks in expensive clothing that are overpaid and don’t adequately serve the American people. But I digress, this isn’t necessarily about that. This comic today is about not throwing in with one Political Party’s dynamic and to be true…

Once in a Lifetime: Chapter 1 – Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

*** A brief note from the author: Your about to read the first draft of the first chapter of a novel I have been working on for awhile now. The concept is simple, Maverick McCormick wakes up without a memory in his head. Desperate to figure things out, his memories start to come back to him, but are they in fact his memories? Is he really this person? What you are embarking on, is the journey of a person who lives three lives simultaneously and in random intervals – never…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Netherbeast Incorporated #eyeofthejackal

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Netherbeast Incorporated #eyeofthejackal There are some smaller movies that try so hard to feel comfortable in their own skin (Southland Tales, Garden State, and Juno to name a few), and bless their little hearts for trying, because they are in fact entertaining movies even though they will never find acceptance from a mass audience. They are good movies, and in some cases great movies, but because of the nature of their quirkiness or storytelling manner, they are found and loved but a minute pocket…

Best Movies That You’ve Never Heard of: #Hysteria

Hysteria – Official Nerfed Llamas Review Sometimes a movie comes out of nowhere and surprises you with its brilliance. It is rare, but it does happen. Hysteria is just such a film. Fun fact: I wasn’t even looking for a new movie to watch when I happened onto a trailer for a movie titled: Hysteria. I more or less was goofing off on YouTube and the trailer popped up as a recommendation based on my viewing history. Here is the trailer that I am referring to: If you watched the…

Sticky Notes 8 – Wenis Envy

There’s always going to be some newfangled craze that comes along. It’s hard to keep up with them all. Today, we are going to candidly deal with the growing problem of Wenis Envy. No, you did not read that incorrectly, I said Wenis envy. You know, the loose flesh that bunches up at the tip of your elbow, that’s your wenis. You may even have 2 wenises, look at you being all ambidextrous with your wenises. People love taking pictures of their wenises and then posting about how epic they are.…