Let’s Celebrate #GlobalJamesBondDay By Ranking All The Bond Songs! @007

Let’s Celebrate Global James Bond Day By Ranking All The Bond Songs! October 5th has been Global James Bond Day since 2012. In that time, it has been customary for the production team behind the 007 films to release the theme song for the next Bond flick, starting with Adele’s Skyfall. Being as the latest Bond film has not started filming yet and as such there will be no new theme song unveiled this year, I thought it might be a good bit of fun to rank the Bond songs in…

Thirty Tunes Terrific for Tuesday – Vol. 8 #PapaNez #MichaelNesmith @TheMonkees #TTTT

Well, the day finally came. It took nearly a year of blogging about music, movies, entertainment, other creative endeavors and whatnot, but it’s here and as such I will deal with it head on. Today is the day that I will evangelize the music of  ol’ Papa Nez – Michael Nesmith his own self, and convert you all to his flock. So get ready to testify, because this is one southern rocker space cowboy that is a cut above the rest. The elephant in the room: Yes, this is the…

The Birth of Diabetic Dracula #AmWriting #DiabeticDracula

Think of today’s original fiction piece as a movie pitch for Adam Sandler’s next direct to Netflix movie. It’s cheesy, it requires an extreme amount of linguistic overacting and it’s a straight up comedy – all perfect for Sandler. Also, it would be a hard “R” rated horror-comedy, which would diversify his movie portfolio nicely. So if you are reading this, Mr. Adam Sandler, and you like it: call me – I’ll write the hell out of a movie for you! Plus, he already has the Dracula voice down pat,…

Coming Soon: Jurassic Fart #FeeltheBern

I went a little right last week, so I’ve decided to course correct by veering left this week. Perhaps I’ll go straight down the middle next week to maintain an even keel. I went after the low hanging fruit this time, and by fruit… I of course mean everyone’s favorite perpetual epic bed head champion and socialist: Bernie Sanders! Bernie is not content to just be running for President of the United States of America – he’s making a movie too! Catch a first peek at the official poster for…

Sticky Notes 12 – #Bernillary

Hillary Clinton is in ten different shades of trouble what with how this whole email kerfluffle is spiraling out of control. Bernie Sanders is gaining ground on Mrs. Clinton, but does anybody really want the man of perpetual bed head (his one true superpower) to become our next President? (The answer is no, in case you got stuck there) The gang at Sticky Notes have a solution to both of their problems, or maybe they’ve just concocted even more problems for these wacky Democrats. Either way, you’ll never be able…

The Absurdity of Life: Prologue – Original Fiction #BradSeesAll

***Brief note from the author. The Absurdity of Life is a fun little satire wrapped in a farce masquerading as social commentary. A tale of a country divided during a secret alien invasion. The lives of many will be told, and their seemingly unconnected walks through life will be pulled together in the most absurd way, culminating in an interplanetary event that will altar the course of human history. It’s gonna be one hell of a wild ride. Don’t miss it! Disclaimer: The views represented in this novel are not necessarily the views…

Epic Bed Head 131-140! #feelthebern

Don’t believe the hype, it’s a sequel!   Practicing my fake smile and my messed up hair for when I star as a young Bernie Sanders in a biopic that will never get made.   I was having a dream, a very naughty dream, the kind you don’t want to wake up from – hence the face. The alarm clock poked the bear, and the bear didn’t like it. Not. One. Bit.  Yup, that’s bed head alright. Who’d have thunk it?   How can one side be so tame, while the other…

Bob’s Dangling Solution – Original Fiction – #BOB

*** Note from the author: this is one of a handful of Bob tales available for you to read. If you are demented and enjoyed this, please also read the following tales of Bob’s disturbed dementia here – Bob Files His Taxes & Bob Returns a Video Tape to Blockbuster *** Bob’s Dangling Solution Bob reached his hand out from across his bed to hit the snooze button on his alarm. The alarm had not gone off, but all the same he smacked the button just to show the clock…

Epic Bed Head 126-130 #epicbedhead

Another round of fine art:   I am way too happy in this picture. I don’t even remember why I had this doofy grin, but it’s there and I can’t erase it now…  Classic leaning against the wall, too cool for kids like ya’ll pose. Drink it in.    Nerdy chic is a thing, and now I’m a part of this thing. You’re welcome. That moment, when you realise that you’re nearly 40, a grown ass man some might say, and you’re taking juvenile bed head pictures of yourself because it makes…

What a Week That Was… #readmyblog #dammit

What a week! It’s a been a roller-coaster trying to maintain this monstrosity of a blog the last few weeks. With so much going on in my personal and professional life, it’s been difficult to keep up with this non-paying part time job. But I’m back like a Spinal Tap this week! A full slate of content was unleashed on the masses: bed head, the start of an original story, movie reviews, and a web comic! Plenty to keep you entertained for quite a while. If you ever wanted to…