Coming Soon: Jurassic Fart #FeeltheBern

I went a little right last week, so I’ve decided to course correct by veering left this week. Perhaps I’ll go straight down the middle next week to maintain an even keel. I went after the low hanging fruit this time, and by fruit… I of course mean everyone’s favorite perpetual epic bed head champion and socialist: Bernie Sanders! Bernie is not content to just be running for President of the United States of America – he’s making a movie too! Catch a first peek at the official poster for…

Epic Bed Head 131-140! #feelthebern

Don’t believe the hype, it’s a sequel!   Practicing my fake smile and my messed up hair for when I star as a young Bernie Sanders in a biopic that will never get made.   I was having a dream, a very naughty dream, the kind you don’t want to wake up from – hence the face. The alarm clock poked the bear, and the bear didn’t like it. Not. One. Bit.  Yup, that’s bed head alright. Who’d have thunk it?   How can one side be so tame, while the other…