Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Yes Virginia, that is the actual title of the movie Another day in May is another wonderful reason to continue the month long celebration of the robust catalog of films made by Full Moon Features! After dipping fairly heavy into the horror side of Full Moon recently, I felt that it would be a nice change of pace to try a pure comedy flick. Although not as well known for comedy as they are for horror and…

Dollman: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand #TimThomerson

Dollman: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Urban F*cking Renewal Style The party never stops on my month long tribute to the b-movie mecca that is Full Moon Features. After watching Bad Channels, I knew that I eventually needed to watch Dollman and Demonic Toys at some point, as they all converge into one über movie: Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys, which blends all three movies into one super sequel, similar to what Marvel Studios did pulling their films together to make the Avengers. This is just another way that Full…

Charlie Brown – The Modern Day @Nintendo Story #NX #Lunkhead

You Lunkhead, Nintendo! Nintendo, we gave you an opportunity to kick the football, and for once we weren’t going to yank the football away from you… and yet you still missed the kick and landed flat on your back. How is that even possible? How do you miss what should have been an easy field goal? Nobody was asking Nintendo for an E3 style touchdown replete with an end zone dance, just some sign that there was a solid plan for the 2016 fiscal year. We did not get the…

Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! #KurtRussell

Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! Each year, the Hollywood movie machine churns out hundreds of theatrical releases, and even more via digital distribution and streaming services. A common thread amongst a healthy sample of these movies are reboots of existing franchises. Whether it be big screen takes on older TV shows or complete reboots of existing films, it seems that we inevitably have to put up with a lot of poorly recycled content. Don’t believe me? Just this year the following reboots will hit the big…

Coming Soon: Internet @UnburntWitch @tim_cook @Snowden #ZeroCool #GamerGate

In light of all of the Internet related shenanigans that have been going on over the last few years, I have decided that it is well past time to put a film together that addresses the core issues of the modern ‘net. You have GamerGate, Security and Privacy Concerns as well as a Shady USA Government which seems exceptionally content doing absolutely nothing to address and/or fix these issues. However, we do have heroes that are fighting against the system to ensure that we don’t go gently into that good night. They…

People Suck, Wait, Social Media Sucks, No Wait People on Social Media Suck #WholeLotOfSuckingGoingOn

Friends are the worst. Wait, that’s not fair. Friends are amazing, valuable people. Social Media, and by extension how people choose to use it, is the worst. There, that about sums it up. Good post. See you tomorrow with a new Best Album You’ve Never Heard Of! No? Elaborate? OK. Since you (I assume) asked, here’s my point: Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) have given everyone a voice, and that’s a beautiful thing in some ways. For the LGBTQ community, it has allowed them to find and connect with…

Coming Soon: TrumpBusters! #Trump #Webcomics 

Sometimes, Trump happens, someone has to deal with it, and who you gonna call?  COMING SOON:  I was goofing off on MS Paint (at my work station options are limited), and came up with this silly little movie poster mock up. A fun satire of the iconic Ghostbusters symbol, it is the start of a new phase of Webcomic on Nerfed Llamas – Coming Soon: a comic series dedicated to using classic movie posters to poke fun at current events and to evoke a slice of social commentary. I hope…