Coming Soon: Internet @UnburntWitch @tim_cook @Snowden #ZeroCool #GamerGate

In light of all of the Internet related shenanigans that have been going on over the last few years, I have decided that it is well past time to put a film together that addresses the core issues of the modern ‘net. You have GamerGate, Security and Privacy Concerns as well as a Shady USA Government which seems exceptionally content doing absolutely nothing to address and/or fix these issues. However, we do have heroes that are fighting against the system to ensure that we don’t go gently into that good night. They want you to get mad! To stand up and stick your head out the window and scream, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” why, I’m talking about Zoe Quinn (creator of Depression Quest, survivor of multiple hostile online threats), Tim Cook (CEO of Apple who recently stiff armed the FBI over Privacy concerns), Edward Snowden (perhaps the most significant whistleblower of our time, letting us in on a whole host of illegally data obtained by US Gov’t agencies) and of course Zero Cool (the most dope hacker this side of a 3 and a half inch floppy disc). These are the heroes that we deserve and this is there story in true Nerfed Llamas tradition. We are proud to present our sure to be Neo-Classic: Internet

Coming Soon:

Internet Final

As this is a parody of the 1976 poster for the classic film Network, I feel that it is only right and fair that I share this amazing monologue from that film by the incomparable Peter Finch:

And in the meantime: Zero Cool will go back to his nonstop dope hacking of teh Interwebz…


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