There’s always going to be some newfangled craze that comes along. It’s hard to keep up with them all. Today, we are going to candidly deal with the growing problem of Wenis Envy. No, you did not read that incorrectly, I said Wenis envy. You know, the loose flesh that bunches up at the tip of your elbow, that’s your wenis. You may even have 2 wenises, look at you being all ambidextrous with your wenises. People love taking pictures of their wenises and then posting about how epic they are. Bizarre as funk if you ask me.
Well, the gang from Sticky Notes aren’t going to let the world be hip without them. So wenis selfies are in order. But what is at the heart of this craze? We defer to P.S.A. from world famous actor, Ryan Reynolds, to give us the E Hollywood True Story about Wenis Envy. Frankly, I enjoyed the hell out of writing dialogue that sounded like the kind of humor that Reynolds is known for. If the mood strikes me, I may have more faux celebrity appearances in the near future.
Without further ado, and absolutely no more guiding the lily, I present to you the now and future masterpiece: Wenis Envy!