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The Pit and the Pendulum: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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The Pit and the Pendulum: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review Hot on the heels of my review of Full Moon Features’ 1994 gem Oblivion, is this review for a beast of entirely different nature, The Pit and the Pendulum. Whereas Oblivion was a fun sci-fi western action comedy mash-up, The Pit and the Pendulum is a straight up erotic horror film. This just shows the depth of the content that Full Moon Features has on display. It is easy to find just about any type of movie in their catalog:…

Oblivion: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Oblivion: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review – It’s like Firefly… only better in nearly every way! I know. I know. Lots of browncoats love them some Firefly. I have famously, and to the chagrin of many of my friends, never seen the “magic” that they see in Firefly. I suppose it can easily be explained as part of the Whedon-effect, but that doesn’t work on me as I find Joss Whedon’s shows to be wildly mediocre for the most part (there are exceptions, and yes Buffy and Angel are good enough).…

2nd Annual: May is Officially Full Moon Features Month at Nerfed Llamas! @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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2nd Annual: May is Officially Full Moon Features Month at Nerfed Llamas! Last year I dedicated the month of May to reviews of Full Moon Features movies, discussions of the older VHS rental era, and a movie pitch for Trancers VII: Time Catches Up With Deth… still waiting for Charles Band to email me on the movie pitch. I have the script ready to go, get in touch Charles! It was a lot of fun and it gave me a great excuse to re-watch some old Full Moon classics, as well…

Riverdale Season Premiere Impressions – Archie’s Realistic Mysteries! #Riverdale

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Riverdale Season Premiere Impressions – Archie’s Realistic Mysteries! As an avid comic book reader, and an outspoken Archie Comics advocate, it was with some palpable hesitation that I sat through the first episode of the CW’s new TV series Riverdale, which takes elements of the classic comic and sets it smack dab in the middle of the bizarre murder investigation of popular teenager, Jason Blossom . Advertised by the network as “A subversive take on Archie and his friends, exploring small town life, the darkness and weirdness bubbling beneath Riverdale’s wholesome…

Doctor Mordrid: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @jeffreycombs

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Doctor Mordrid: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Wherein We Discover That Glitter Glue Is Used In Dimension Warping Spells! I had initially intended to review Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys today, but circumstances have pushed that off a few days. I’ve been viewing most of the Full Moon flicks that I’ve reviewed this month via their streaming service, and Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys (which I have reviewed Dollman & Demonic Toys already) is not currently available on the service, but it’s getting added on Thursday. The show must go on,…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard of: DOA: Dead or Alive #DeadorAlive

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Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: DOA: Dead Or Alive – Not the Video Game Movie that We Deserve, but the Video Game Movie That We Need! Video games being made into live action movies: a dicey proposition at best. Quite a few have tried to make a decent flick out of a concept that originated as a video game and many have failed miserably (I’m looking specifically at you Uwe Boll & Andrzej Bartkowiak). That’s not to say that all of these films have been bad. On the contrary,…

Nerfed Llamas Movie Review – the Avengers Age of Ultron

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The 2015 summer movie season has officially begun, and with it another Marvel comics blockbuster kicks it off: the Avengers Age of Ultron, a sequel (of sorts) to the wildly successful 2012 film, the Avengers. Written and directed by Joss Whedon (the creator of fan favorite TV series, such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel), Age of Ultron is 2 hours and 21 minutes long and is rated PG-13. The Avengers series of movies are based on the Marvel comic book of the same name. The idea being that…

One Whole Week

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I know, I have been posting pictures of my goofy breakfast melon for just over 2 weeks, but today marks the end of the first whole week of posting new content according to the plan. It’s been a very productive week. Here’s a few milestones: I finally put a description of myself, and what I’d like to accomplish I posted my first ever entertainment review for the new TV series on Netflix: Daredevil. After nearly a 20 year hiatus, I revived an ancient character that I created in my teenage…

Nerfed Llamas TV Review – Daredevil season 1 on Netflix

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Fewer things delight me more than when something pleasantly amazes me with a spot on portrayal of a beloved franchise. Such is the case with Daredevil, a new TV series created by Marvel Studios for Netflix. Here is my spoiler free review. The first Daredevil comic was published in 1964 by Marvel Comics. Created by Stan Lee and Bill Everett, Matthew Murdock, also known as Daredevil, is unique from the majority of superhero comics protagonists on the basis that he has a disability: blindness. Due to an accident as a…