Tag: horror

Meridian: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @sherilynfenn1

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Meridian: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review of Beauty and the Beast meets Sixth Sense meets Harlequin Novel minus Fabio on the cover With one week already in the bag for the month of May, the official Full Moon Features tribute on Nerfed Llamas is already in full swing. I have already laid out an excellent outline for the month, as well as a multitude of reasons why you should check out the various films from Full Moon, both from the classic and new catalog. There are now reviews for the…

Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review, and ladies stay away from the Cyclops… he has “issues” So far I have reviewed 3 classic Full Moon Features: Trancers, Arcade, and Bad Channels in my hunt to celebrate the famed b-movie studio for the entire month of May. Whereas I love the classics from the VHS rental era, I also want to shine a light on the newer films being made for the digital revolution. If you haven’t kept up with Full Moon Features, then you may not be aware that they…

May is Officially Full Moon Features Month at Nerfed Llamas! #indiefilm #reviews @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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All May I Will Celebrate Full Moon Features and the Wild & Crazy Films They Make! Lord have mercy… what on earth have I committed myself to? An entire month of blog posts from yours truly about Full Moon Features and the films that they produce and distribute. To grasp the full scope of the films and products that they produce, check out their official website: Full Moon Direct. You can also watch a wide variety of their films through their streaming service: Full Moon Streaming. This is certainly not the first time…

Diabetic Dracula – Was it a Gerbil or a Hamster? #DiabeticDracula

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*** Author’s note: if you have not witnessed the birth of the new legend, then I highly suggest that you read the woeful first tale of Diabetic Dracula!  If you elect to skip the origin story, well then the count respectfully invites you to “vuck off!” Choose wisely reader. ***   Diabetic Dracula: Was it a Gerbil or a Hamster?By: PackyIt was an obnoxiously warm night in the Casa de Dracula, or at least the Master thought it was. A single bead of sweat slowly swam its way down the…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Grindhouse #itsgogonotcrycry

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2007’s theatrical release Grindhouse was the co-opted brain child of filmmakers Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. The concept was simple, make a double feature that hearkened back to the days of the old 1970s “grindhouse” films (although these type of films have been around since the 1930s), which were usually low budget exploitation films about bizarre subjects, monsters, violence, sadism, sex, and fast cars. Characteristically, these films had poor production value, abysmal film quality and were usually shown in theaters as a double or triple bill. In tribute to the…

20 Miles to Texas #OriginalFiction #Script #Snippet

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*** Brief introduction from the author – I have been, in some capacity working on this screenplay for quite a while. “20 Miles to Texas” is a horror script concept that deals directly with irrational fear and how each individual reacts differently to the idea of fear, which ultimately allows it to manifest in a way that is tailored specifically to the person experiencing it. The idea was to write a script that jettisoned the 90’s tradition of a slasher story that involved a cast of around 6 obnoxious teens where…

A Very Very Short Story – Original Fiction #horror

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* As a brief kindness to the reader, it may be valuable for you to read the following “A Very Very Very Very Short Story” and then “A Very Very Very Short Story.” It is ultimately your choice, however; they are directly connected to the tale that you are about to read, and as their titles suggest – they are exceptionally short reads. Regardless, enjoy this miniature tail of the macabre. * Gopal woke up of his own accord in a darkened room. He allowed his eyes a brief respite to adjust to the…

A Very Very Very Short Story – Original Fiction #horror

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* As a brief kindness to the reader, it may be valuable for you to read the following “A Very Very Very Very Short Story” first. It is ultimately your choice, but they are directly connected. Regardless, enjoy this miniature tail of the macabre. * A cold deluge of water blasted Lisa in the face, rudely waking her from a slumber that she could not remember taking. The sound of a bucket hitting the ground could be heard as footsteps receded and a door at the other end of the…

A Very Very Very Very Short Story – Original Fiction

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A Very Very Very Very Short Story The First Door Arthur woke up in a darkened room. A narrow sliver of light passed through an apparent door frame across the room. The light was hardly enough illumination to make anything out, and Arthur tried with all of his senses to ascertain the contents of the room. As near as he could tell the room was empty. No furniture or items of any kind. After slowly regaining his wits, Arthur cautiously crawled his way towards the door. He felt his way up the…