Tag: full moon features

Trancers 7: The Pitch! Open Letter To @RealCharlesBand @fullmoonhorror

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All Month Long I Have Been Secretly Typing Up A Script For Trancers VII And This Is The Pitch! Hello to Charles Band and to all of the fine creative individuals at Full Moon Features. My name is Packy Smith, and I have been working on a pitch for Trancers VII for quite some time now, over a year now to be exact. First and foremost, I would like to thank Mr. Band and his team for bringing movie fans around the world such thrilling and engaging classic franchises such as…

Confessions of a VHS Rental Junkie @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Hello, my name is Packy and I am a recovering VHS rental junkie, and also Head Llama on this blog. This is my story: If you were born after 1997, there’s a good chance that you probably haven’t ever watched a movie on VHS. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, it just means that you weren’t around for the home video revolution. You see, VHS tapes were the fast widely accepted form of video playback ever. You could buy just about anything on VHS, from your favorite big screen movies to…

Dollman Vs Demonic Toys: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

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Dollman Vs Demonic Toys: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – The Incredible Shrinking Movie! I have been building up to this review from the first week of my month long celebration of Full Moon Features. I started with a review of Bad Channels, a delightful sci-fi comedy about an Alien, a radio station, and miniaturized babes! Shortly thereafter I reviewed Dollman, about a cop from another planet that travels through a wormhole to our world to catch a nefarious villain, however the cop has a problem: on earth, he’s only…

Killjoy: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

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Killjoy: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – There Are Winners & Losers, And Then There’s Whatever The Hell This Is… Today’s review comes on special request from a follower on Twitter, which if you aren’t following me on there – click here and see what you’ve been missing. Today’s review is for the clown themed horror film Killjoy, and if you’ve ever wanted to know if it was good movie or not, then allow me to spoil the bottom line for you right now: it is not. I go into…

Doctor Mordrid: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @jeffreycombs

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Doctor Mordrid: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Wherein We Discover That Glitter Glue Is Used In Dimension Warping Spells! I had initially intended to review Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys today, but circumstances have pushed that off a few days. I’ve been viewing most of the Full Moon flicks that I’ve reviewed this month via their streaming service, and Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys (which I have reviewed Dollman & Demonic Toys already) is not currently available on the service, but it’s getting added on Thursday. The show must go on,…

Subspecies: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Subspecies: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – The “we’re smarter than we look” edition… As we sprint into the home stretch on my month long tribute to Full Moon Features, I wanted to be sure to highlight at least one more of the classic franchises. I had already reviewed Demonic Toys (and will likely review Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys tomorrow), so I didn’t necessarily want to review a Puppet Master film, as they have a number of similarities. There are quite a few Full Moon gems from the late 80s and…

Trophy Heads Episode 1: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

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Trophy Heads Episode 1: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – prolonging the magic, one head at a time… Always on the hunt for new and exciting types of content to absorb, I was needing something short and sweet to review today as my time was exceptionally limited. I knew that Full Moon Features had recently released an episodic TV series title Trophy Heads, but I had not taken much time to learn anything about it. The more I looked into their episodic content, the more it looked like that may…

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

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Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Yes Virginia, that is the actual title of the movie Another day in May is another wonderful reason to continue the month long celebration of the robust catalog of films made by Full Moon Features! After dipping fairly heavy into the horror side of Full Moon recently, I felt that it would be a nice change of pace to try a pure comedy flick. Although not as well known for comedy as they are for horror and…

Evil Bong: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @tommychong

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Evil Bong: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Play With My Hot Wheels… And As Always, “Dry Hair Is For Squids!” This day was bound to happen. When I dedicated my blog to celebrating Full Moon Features all month long, I knew that I would have to mix the modern with the classics. Inevitably that would mean watching their most popular new franchise, which has spawned 4 sequels to date, Evil Bong. Full Disclosure: I’m not a huge fan of stoner comedies and/or films that glorify recreational drug use. If that makes…

Head of the Family: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror

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Head of the Family: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Infidelity, Mutants, and Otis… OH MY! Today I’ll be reviewing a Full Moon features flick requested by a reader: Head of the Family. I was aware of this film back in the 90s, but I never got around to watching it. Most readers 25 and under will likely never know how difficult it was to see obscure movies during the heyday of the VHS rental era. In many ways, the viewer was shackled to the limitations of the video rental…