Tag: comedy

Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @MarthaQuinn

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Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review… perhaps it’s a sequel to Little Women? (probably not) The next stop on my self proclaimed Full Moon Features month is the shock jock radio station themed sci-fi comedy, Bad Channels. One of Full Moon’s lighter movies, it is truly more comedy than anything else and a product of the popularity of MTV at the time. I was almost going to go for something more horror related today, but in going through the Full Moon catalog, I saw this diamond in the rough and…

May is Officially Full Moon Features Month at Nerfed Llamas! #indiefilm #reviews @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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All May I Will Celebrate Full Moon Features and the Wild & Crazy Films They Make! Lord have mercy… what on earth have I committed myself to? An entire month of blog posts from yours truly about Full Moon Features and the films that they produce and distribute. To grasp the full scope of the films and products that they produce, check out their official website: Full Moon Direct. You can also watch a wide variety of their films through their streaming service: Full Moon Streaming. This is certainly not the first time…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Clean Slate #amnesia @danacarvey

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Clean Slate – the Official Nerfed Llamas Review Full Disclosure: I love Dana Carvey! Sincerely, I believe with all my heart that he was the single best talent that ever came from Saturday Night Live, with Bill Murray a very close second. He won an Emmy for his work at SNL performing and creating such amazing characters like the Church Lady, Hans, Garth, George Bush, and the Grumpy Old Man, to name a few. So nobody was more thrilled than myself, when Mr. Carvey started headlining films in the early 90’s. Opportunity…

Coming Soon: The Fugitive…Again! #HarrisonFord #TheFugitive #Sequel #GetPaid #Again

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Today I have a Coming Soon that steers well clear of the 2016 Donald Trump Republican shit show for a second consecutive week in a row (yay me!). There was some interesting entertainment news this week that eclipsed even the Donalds usual media dominance as Disney announced another Indiana Jones film was to be released in 2019 starring once more the film legend Harrison Ford. For the record: make no mistake, Harrison Ford is a legend. From Star Wars to Witness, Working Girl to Indiana Jones, Clear and Present Danger to Air…

Coming Soon: Rumor Has It – featuring @foofighters #bromance #BromCom

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I thought it might be fun to do something a little different this week. Instead of the same old Donald Trump shit show that my Coming Soon posts have frequently become, I thought it would be better to have a little fun with current events in pop culture. One of the most engaging events to track over the last week or so was the Foo Fighters big “official announcement” that most of the media assumed would be to announce that the band had formally broken up. What we actually got from the…

A Day In The Life Of Bob #AmWriting #Bob #Absurd #Comedy #Hashtag

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I have written a handful of these tacky little tales of the deranged Bob and his continuing misadventures. If it tickles your fancy, you can read them: Bob’s Dangling Solution, Bob Returns a Video Tape to Blockbuster, and Bob Files His Taxes. May God have mercy on your soul if choose to read them. I’ll say a few “nomine Patris” for you. A Day in the Life of Bob By: Packy The night was sultry, not that this descriptive opening statements has any bearings on the story being told, nor…

Bioware Mad Libs! #IPlayBioWare @dragonage @masseffect @BioWareProblems

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Let’s All Play Bioware Mad Libs! I thought today we might have a little bit of fun and make a couple of BioWare themed Mad Libs to play with! I know that some people are bummed out by the delay of Mass Effect Andromeda till 2017, but with these Wacky Mad Libs you can have fun today! You can print the pages below, fill them in with your choice of words, then scan and send them back to me. I’ll post your shenanigan laden story on my Twitter feed. You can also…

PSA: No New Blog Posts This Week, Also Readers Needed – Apply Within! #AmWriting #TIAL 

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PSA: No New Blog Posts This Week… Except This One! I have been taking this week to focus on my writing, which is actually one of the major goals of starting this blog up in the first place. As such, I will not have much time to dedicate to new blog entries for this week. Instead, I have been editing a novel that I have been writing for a while now, in the run up to completing the handful of chapters that I have left to type. The problem that…

Coming Soon: Internet @UnburntWitch @tim_cook @Snowden #ZeroCool #GamerGate

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In light of all of the Internet related shenanigans that have been going on over the last few years, I have decided that it is well past time to put a film together that addresses the core issues of the modern ‘net. You have GamerGate, Security and Privacy Concerns as well as a Shady USA Government which seems exceptionally content doing absolutely nothing to address and/or fix these issues. However, we do have heroes that are fighting against the system to ensure that we don’t go gently into that good night. They…

Coming Soon: Marco Headroom! @marcorubio #25SecondSpeech #Rubio

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The election cycle during Presidential election years can be particularly grueling in the United States of ‘Merica. You often get to see the best and the worst of each candidate in mostly equal measure. On rare occasion you get to see a candidate lose his shit like a shit collector with amnesia. That rare Pokemon occurred last Saturday when Republican hopeful Marco Rubio short circuited on the stage and repeatedly spouted off the same sentence over and over again parroting his memorized 25 second speech. Just take a gander at…