With the primary voting for the Presidential hopefuls starting next week, things are looking bleak for the United States of America. On the Democrat side you have Hillary Clinton (who’s petering out like she did in 2008) and Bernie Sanders (who couldn’t possibly accomplish 75% of his ridiculous agenda). On the Republican side you have Marco (Establishment Whipping Boy) Rubio, Ted (Never Gonna Get The Party’s Approval) Cruz, and the heir apparent: Donald (What The Eff Is Wrong With This Country) Trump. Bleak, my friends, very bleak. Donald Trump recently…
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Coming Soon: Jurassic Fart #FeeltheBern
I went a little right last week, so I’ve decided to course correct by veering left this week. Perhaps I’ll go straight down the middle next week to maintain an even keel. I went after the low hanging fruit this time, and by fruit… I of course mean everyone’s favorite perpetual epic bed head champion and socialist: Bernie Sanders! Bernie is not content to just be running for President of the United States of America – he’s making a movie too! Catch a first peek at the official poster for…
Sticky Notes 12 – #Bernillary
Hillary Clinton is in ten different shades of trouble what with how this whole email kerfluffle is spiraling out of control. Bernie Sanders is gaining ground on Mrs. Clinton, but does anybody really want the man of perpetual bed head (his one true superpower) to become our next President? (The answer is no, in case you got stuck there) The gang at Sticky Notes have a solution to both of their problems, or maybe they’ve just concocted even more problems for these wacky Democrats. Either way, you’ll never be able…