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Demonic Toys: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Demonic Toys: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – a Pregnant Woman Should Be More Careful! The month of May, better known as Full Moon Features month here at Nerfed Llamas keeps on bringing you new reviews for your favorite b-movie studio. After my last review slipped into the semi-erotic, now I feel it’s time to slide on into the full blown-psychotic! In previous reviews for Bad Channels and Dollman, I had mentioned that they all happened within a shared movie universe with one more flick: Demonic Toys! As I work…

Meridian: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @sherilynfenn1

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Meridian: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review of Beauty and the Beast meets Sixth Sense meets Harlequin Novel minus Fabio on the cover With one week already in the bag for the month of May, the official Full Moon Features tribute on Nerfed Llamas is already in full swing. I have already laid out an excellent outline for the month, as well as a multitude of reasons why you should check out the various films from Full Moon, both from the classic and new catalog. There are now reviews for the…

Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review, and ladies stay away from the Cyclops… he has “issues” So far I have reviewed 3 classic Full Moon Features: Trancers, Arcade, and Bad Channels in my hunt to celebrate the famed b-movie studio for the entire month of May. Whereas I love the classics from the VHS rental era, I also want to shine a light on the newer films being made for the digital revolution. If you haven’t kept up with Full Moon Features, then you may not be aware that they…

Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @MarthaQuinn

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Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review… perhaps it’s a sequel to Little Women? (probably not) The next stop on my self proclaimed Full Moon Features month is the shock jock radio station themed sci-fi comedy, Bad Channels. One of Full Moon’s lighter movies, it is truly more comedy than anything else and a product of the popularity of MTV at the time. I was almost going to go for something more horror related today, but in going through the Full Moon catalog, I saw this diamond in the rough and…

Arcade: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @TheMeganWard @SethGreen @OfficialPeterB

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Arcade: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review – the VR revolution has finally arrived… in 1993! It was difficult finding a starting place for the kick off of my self proclaimed Full Moon Features month. There are so many titles to select from, in so many different genres. Ultimately, I just started flipping through the Full Moon catalog and decided I would aim for a Sci-Fi flick to start with and landed on the 1993 film Arcade. Part of the fun of reviewing all of these films, especially the films from the 80s…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Clean Slate #amnesia @danacarvey

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Clean Slate – the Official Nerfed Llamas Review Full Disclosure: I love Dana Carvey! Sincerely, I believe with all my heart that he was the single best talent that ever came from Saturday Night Live, with Bill Murray a very close second. He won an Emmy for his work at SNL performing and creating such amazing characters like the Church Lady, Hans, Garth, George Bush, and the Grumpy Old Man, to name a few. So nobody was more thrilled than myself, when Mr. Carvey started headlining films in the early 90’s. Opportunity…

Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! #KurtRussell

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Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! Each year, the Hollywood movie machine churns out hundreds of theatrical releases, and even more via digital distribution and streaming services. A common thread amongst a healthy sample of these movies are reboots of existing franchises. Whether it be big screen takes on older TV shows or complete reboots of existing films, it seems that we inevitably have to put up with a lot of poorly recycled content. Don’t believe me? Just this year the following reboots will hit the big…

Open Letter To @bioware @RayMuzyka @DoktorZee @legendary About the Mass Effect Movie

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I have recently found myself making another run through the Mass Effect video game series by BioWare. This is not my first, second or third time through the initial trilogy of games, lovingly referred to as the Shepard Trilogy, in fact – I have lost count of the exact amount of times this makes, but I’ll ballpark it at around 10 times. Why do I keep coming back to this story? What is so compelling that I find myself drawn to yet another play through? The answer is simple: it…

Star Wars: The Force Awakens – the official Nerfed Llamas Review #StarWars

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It was bound to happen. The unmovable object had to meet the unstoppable Force sooner or later (see what I did there?). And so here we are, the official Nerfed Llamas review for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Full Disclosure: I am not a fan of the Star Wars series presently. I grew up with the original trilogy and liked them enough at the time. As a kid I was pretty excited by the Star Wars movies and possessed books, toys, clothes and other memorabilia that had Star Wars plastered…

Happy Llamaversary! Nerfed Llamas turns 1! #Congrats #Anniversary

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Dear friends, followers, and unfortunate souls that accidentally clicked a link to this blog by mistake but for some odd reason stuck around anyway- it is with a wink and a smile (and pride!) that I announce: this blog has existed for 1 whole year at this point. YAY!  It’s been a crazy 12 months filled with ups and downs, jokes and somber truths, web comics and original short stories, and a whole host of other stuff that didn’t quite catch on. It all started on April 2nd 2015 with the…