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Whatever it Takes, Chapter 1: Echo Wolf – Original Fiction

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Before you read the story that follows, please take a brief moment to read this message from the Author: I love spies. I love everything about them. The mystery, the drama, the intrigue, shadowy organizations, double lives, plots that topple governments and change the world around us. James Bond, Derek Flint, Matt Helm, John Steed and Ms. Peel, Solid Snake, Nikita, and many more, captured my heart at an early age and never let go. I have been slowly working on a spy yarn, mostly outlines and possible plot threads,…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Netherbeast Incorporated #eyeofthejackal

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Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Netherbeast Incorporated #eyeofthejackal There are some smaller movies that try so hard to feel comfortable in their own skin (Southland Tales, Garden State, and Juno to name a few), and bless their little hearts for trying, because they are in fact entertaining movies even though they will never find acceptance from a mass audience. They are good movies, and in some cases great movies, but because of the nature of their quirkiness or storytelling manner, they are found and loved but a minute pocket…

Robert Downey Jr. Week? #robertdowneyjrweek

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After taking a few days off from my regular posting scheduling, I’m back in the saddle again. Still working towards my creative goals, and at the same time trying to continually jump the hurdles of life and stay in the race. In many regards that is the meaning of life, trying to stay in the race, to be relevant, to make your mark and in doing so positively affect other people’s lives.  It’s in times like these that I think of other people that have overcome so much personal drama,…

Best Movies That You’ve Never Heard of: Thunderheart #alwaysgettape

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Best Movies That You’ve Never Heard of: Thunderheart – Always Get Tape! By and large, I spend my time watching highly re-watchable movies and TV genre shows: i.e. comedies, action, sci-fi, and horror. That is my wheelhouse, and it is where my comfort zone is. If I’m in the mood for a little background noise while I’m working around the house – or better still drawing for my upcoming web comic Nerfed Llamas! I toss a staple in the Blu Ray player: The X-Files, Fringe, Hot Tub Time Machine, Trancers,…

The Cataloguers of Time: Polonus Vorstius’ Fiery End – Original Fiction

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You may find it extremely beneficial to read this story first the Cataloguers of Time: Fort Phantom Hill There was a special air of excitement at the Smithsonian’s Historical Discovery Unit tonight. For months, their crack team of EOT (Eyes of Time) pilots had been narrowing down the chain of events that led to demise of the 15th century knight, Polonus Vorstius. Sir Vorstius had the extremely dubious distinction of being the first recorded case of Spontaneous Human Combustion in human history. Expectedly, the crew at the HDU were tremendously…

Best Movies That You’ve Never Heard of: #Hysteria

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Hysteria – Official Nerfed Llamas Review Sometimes a movie comes out of nowhere and surprises you with its brilliance. It is rare, but it does happen. Hysteria is just such a film. Fun fact: I wasn’t even looking for a new movie to watch when I happened onto a trailer for a movie titled: Hysteria. I more or less was goofing off on YouTube and the trailer popped up as a recommendation based on my viewing history. Here is the trailer that I am referring to: If you watched the…

Sticky Notes 9 – Welcome to My Nightmare #AliceCooper

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Sometimes when we are goofing off on a level that others can’t immediately appreciate, we can come off like real jackasses. Such is the problem with the men of Sticky Notes when they take a simple game of “talk in Alice Cooper song titles only” too far. Hell hath no fury like a girl scorned by the Godfather of Shock Rock…   

Sticky Notes 8 – Wenis Envy

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There’s always going to be some newfangled craze that comes along. It’s hard to keep up with them all. Today, we are going to candidly deal with the growing problem of Wenis Envy. No, you did not read that incorrectly, I said Wenis envy. You know, the loose flesh that bunches up at the tip of your elbow, that’s your wenis. You may even have 2 wenises, look at you being all ambidextrous with your wenises. People love taking pictures of their wenises and then posting about how epic they are.…