Dollman: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand #TimThomerson

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Dollman: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review – Urban F*cking Renewal Style The party never stops on my month long tribute to the b-movie mecca that is Full Moon Features. After watching Bad Channels, I knew that I eventually needed to watch Dollman and Demonic Toys at some point, as they all converge into one über movie: Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys, which blends all three movies into one super sequel, similar to what Marvel Studios did pulling their films together to make the Avengers. This is just another way that Full…

Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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Unlucky Charms: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review, and ladies stay away from the Cyclops… he has “issues” So far I have reviewed 3 classic Full Moon Features: Trancers, Arcade, and Bad Channels in my hunt to celebrate the famed b-movie studio for the entire month of May. Whereas I love the classics from the VHS rental era, I also want to shine a light on the newer films being made for the digital revolution. If you haven’t kept up with Full Moon Features, then you may not be aware that they…

Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @MarthaQuinn

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Bad Channels: The Official Nerfed Llamas Review… perhaps it’s a sequel to Little Women? (probably not) The next stop on my self proclaimed Full Moon Features month is the shock jock radio station themed sci-fi comedy, Bad Channels. One of Full Moon’s lighter movies, it is truly more comedy than anything else and a product of the popularity of MTV at the time. I was almost going to go for something more horror related today, but in going through the Full Moon catalog, I saw this diamond in the rough and…

Arcade: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand @TheMeganWard @SethGreen @OfficialPeterB

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Arcade: the Official Nerfed Llamas Review – the VR revolution has finally arrived… in 1993! It was difficult finding a starting place for the kick off of my self proclaimed Full Moon Features month. There are so many titles to select from, in so many different genres. Ultimately, I just started flipping through the Full Moon catalog and decided I would aim for a Sci-Fi flick to start with and landed on the 1993 film Arcade. Part of the fun of reviewing all of these films, especially the films from the 80s…

May is Officially Full Moon Features Month at Nerfed Llamas! #indiefilm #reviews @fullmoonhorror @RealCharlesBand

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All May I Will Celebrate Full Moon Features and the Wild & Crazy Films They Make! Lord have mercy… what on earth have I committed myself to? An entire month of blog posts from yours truly about Full Moon Features and the films that they produce and distribute. To grasp the full scope of the films and products that they produce, check out their official website: Full Moon Direct. You can also watch a wide variety of their films through their streaming service: Full Moon Streaming. This is certainly not the first time…

Charlie Brown – The Modern Day @Nintendo Story #NX #Lunkhead

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You Lunkhead, Nintendo! Nintendo, we gave you an opportunity to kick the football, and for once we weren’t going to yank the football away from you… and yet you still missed the kick and landed flat on your back. How is that even possible? How do you miss what should have been an easy field goal? Nobody was asking Nintendo for an E3 style touchdown replete with an end zone dance, just some sign that there was a solid plan for the 2016 fiscal year. We did not get the…

Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Clean Slate #amnesia @danacarvey

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Clean Slate – the Official Nerfed Llamas Review Full Disclosure: I love Dana Carvey! Sincerely, I believe with all my heart that he was the single best talent that ever came from Saturday Night Live, with Bill Murray a very close second. He won an Emmy for his work at SNL performing and creating such amazing characters like the Church Lady, Hans, Garth, George Bush, and the Grumpy Old Man, to name a few. So nobody was more thrilled than myself, when Mr. Carvey started headlining films in the early 90’s. Opportunity…

Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! #KurtRussell

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Reboots Vs. Comeback Cast Sequels: the Ultimate Nostalgia Showdown! Each year, the Hollywood movie machine churns out hundreds of theatrical releases, and even more via digital distribution and streaming services. A common thread amongst a healthy sample of these movies are reboots of existing franchises. Whether it be big screen takes on older TV shows or complete reboots of existing films, it seems that we inevitably have to put up with a lot of poorly recycled content. Don’t believe me? Just this year the following reboots will hit the big…

11.22.63 on @hulu – the Official Nerfed Llamas Review #SaveJFK @112263onHulu

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Every once in a while, an event series comes along and shines a bright light on how long form novels can successfully be transitioned into filmed entertainment. 11.22.63 is one of those rare shows that actually lives up to the hype and delivers a thrilling heartfelt story from the bizarre beginning all the way through the senses shattering conclusion. Get ready to walk through the magical time portal pantry folks, because it’s time for the official Nerfed Llamas review of 11.22.63! 11.22.63 11.22.63 is a Hulu original event series consisting…

Open Letter To @bioware @RayMuzyka @DoktorZee @legendary About the Mass Effect Movie

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I have recently found myself making another run through the Mass Effect video game series by BioWare. This is not my first, second or third time through the initial trilogy of games, lovingly referred to as the Shepard Trilogy, in fact – I have lost count of the exact amount of times this makes, but I’ll ballpark it at around 10 times. Why do I keep coming back to this story? What is so compelling that I find myself drawn to yet another play through? The answer is simple: it…