Sometimes when we are goofing off on a level that others can’t immediately appreciate, we can come off like real jackasses. Such is the problem with the men of Sticky Notes when they take a simple game of “talk in Alice Cooper song titles only” too far. Hell hath no fury like a girl scorned by the Godfather of Shock Rock…
A Very Very Very Very Short Story – Original Fiction
A Very Very Very Very Short Story The First Door Arthur woke up in a darkened room. A narrow sliver of light passed through an apparent door frame across the room. The light was hardly enough illumination to make anything out, and Arthur tried with all of his senses to ascertain the contents of the room. As near as he could tell the room was empty. No furniture or items of any kind. After slowly regaining his wits, Arthur cautiously crawled his way towards the door. He felt his way up the…
Shenmue 3: or How Dreams Do Come True – #SaveShenmue
Update 6/25/2015: a lot of information has come out recently in regards to the Kickstarter, how the funding works, and what role Sony is playing in the overall scheme of things. Check this link out for a word about all of this from the Shenmue series creator, Yu Suzuki: Update and clarity on Shenmue 3 Kickstarter Also, be advised – we still need to get the word out through all of the various social media outlets to help gain further funding for Shenmue 3. The initial 2 million dollars raised…
Epic Bed Head 76! #SaveShenmue
My mind is still blown away by the announcement of Shenmue 3 at E3. Dreams come true. Half-Life 3 announcement can’t be far away now… You can help make Shenmue 3 the best game it can be by going to the following site and donating anything from $1 and up to this amazing project!
E3 2015 – Thoughts on the Big Video Game Show: Before #E32015
Ever since 1995 there has been E3: the Electronics Entertainment Expo. E3 is a video game industry trade show, for professionals only, primarily used for companies to show off new products, make deals and to impress shareholders. In it’s hey day, E3 was where the big game publishers would make shocking previously unannounced product reveals that would send fans into a frenzy. Now, with the advent of the Internet, and the widespread usage of smartphones and tablets, the big reveals are fewer and farther between. I use to love E3…
Sticky Notes 8 – Wenis Envy
There’s always going to be some newfangled craze that comes along. It’s hard to keep up with them all. Today, we are going to candidly deal with the growing problem of Wenis Envy. No, you did not read that incorrectly, I said Wenis envy. You know, the loose flesh that bunches up at the tip of your elbow, that’s your wenis. You may even have 2 wenises, look at you being all ambidextrous with your wenises. People love taking pictures of their wenises and then posting about how epic they are.…
Retardo Bruce Willis Mad Libs – Original Short Screenplay
At certain points in time, when my brain won’t wrap around the next portion of what I actually want to write (i.e. my novel that keeps throwing me creative curve-balls), I take a break from trying to squeeze words from the turnip and I turn my attention onto something short and potentially fun to write. It is healthy to give yourself writing challenges frequently, as it promotes fresh thought and it gives you a great reason to keep writing. If you get lucky, sometimes you can even write something that…
Best Movies You’ve Never Heard Of: Free Enterprise
I am a nerd. A nerd of the kind of variety that would make most people say, “dafuq?” I’m that dork that can tell you that Captain America and the Falcon fight Spider-Man in issue 138 before becoming bros and teaming up to defeat Stone-Face. I watch shows like the Middleman and laugh at all of the jokes because I get every single one of the references. So when I heard that there was a movie that would challenge my nerdiness, I knew I had to check it out! Free…
John Francis Daley – an Accomplished Man – #jackofalltrades
As I continue to work toward my goals as a screenwriter, humorist and novelist, I occasionally run across creative stumbling blocks that an make it difficult to push forward. In these frustrating times, I sometimes find it best to draw inspiration from the success of multi-talented individuals. John Francis Daley is a well accomplished creative with the following successful accolades: actor, writer, director, and musician. He is a testament to what is possible if you work hard and focus on achieving individual goals. John Francis Daley started as a…
Sticky Notes 7 – the Big Bopper
Chantilly Lace and a pretty face… See what happens when a certain sticky fellow gets a little carried away with his description of how things are going with his new girlfriend. Hope those boys from Sticky Notes have medical insurance!