Tag: humor

Sticky Notes 9 – Welcome to My Nightmare #AliceCooper

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Sometimes when we are goofing off on a level that others can’t immediately appreciate, we can come off like real jackasses. Such is the problem with the men of Sticky Notes when they take a simple game of “talk in Alice Cooper song titles only” too far. Hell hath no fury like a girl scorned by the Godfather of Shock Rock…   

Sticky Notes 8 – Wenis Envy

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There’s always going to be some newfangled craze that comes along. It’s hard to keep up with them all. Today, we are going to candidly deal with the growing problem of Wenis Envy. No, you did not read that incorrectly, I said Wenis envy. You know, the loose flesh that bunches up at the tip of your elbow, that’s your wenis. You may even have 2 wenises, look at you being all ambidextrous with your wenises. People love taking pictures of their wenises and then posting about how epic they are.…

Retardo Bruce Willis Mad Libs – Original Short Screenplay

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At certain points in time, when my brain won’t wrap around the next portion of what I actually want to write (i.e. my novel that keeps throwing me creative curve-balls), I take a break from trying to squeeze words from the turnip and I turn my attention onto something short and potentially fun to write. It is healthy to give yourself writing challenges frequently, as it promotes fresh thought and it gives you a great reason to keep writing. If you get lucky, sometimes you can even write something that…

Bob Returns a Video Tape to Blockbuster – Original Fiction

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Bob Returns a Video Tape to Blockbuster – Original Fiction “It was as humid as hell,” Bob thought gently to himself as he lay horizontally in his recliner, bathed in only his own sweat. The ceiling fan was rocking from side to side in a violent rhythm that made it seem as if it had just snorted a line of coke (not the delicious beverage), but the cool wind generated by these gyrations weren’t enough. Not only was it hot, but the air was filled with the outstanding aroma of…

Sticky Notes 3 – #dylanforspiderman

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Welp, I tried to get this one out before midnight, but failed miserably. Better late than never!  My friends, we find ourselves at a very exciting time, of course I’m talking about the casting of the new Spider-Man. There’s a lot of names being thrown out there as potential Peter Parkers, and frankly… most of them suck. One name rises above the rest: Dylan O’Brien, the main actor from the Maze Runner. He’s fun, charming, nerdy, and seems to be able to act. Even better still, he looks like Peter.…

Quit Your Day Job – Original Fiction

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Quit Your Day Job – A Short Story By: Packy Smith Jim sat at his desk, despondent, listless, staring at a liquid crystal display that felt more or less the same as he did. They were both stuck in the same place doing a job they didn’t want to do. Jim was uncertain as to what he would like to do, he had so many ideas, but lacked the impetus to see them through. The LCD Monitor did not have this same problem, it wanted to maintain a garden and…