Epic Bed Head 131-140! #feelthebern

Don’t believe the hype, it’s a sequel! 

 Practicing my fake smile and my messed up hair for when I star as a young Bernie Sanders in a biopic that will never get made.

  I was having a dream, a very naughty dream, the kind you don’t want to wake up from – hence the face. The alarm clock poked the bear, and the bear didn’t like it. Not. One. Bit.
 Yup, that’s bed head alright. Who’d have thunk it?   How can one side be so tame, while the other is flamboyantly partying. This is a paradox that I wake up to on many a morning.

 Robert Deniro impression? Robert Deniro impression.   What you can see in this photo: my wild funky hair and bugged out eyes. What you can’t see in this photo: that my hair had started flapping like wings and I was already 2 feet off the ground. Now you understand the expression on my face.

 I just feel frazzled sometimes. Can you tell?   I’m a dork. That is all.

 I love that little bit of hair that curls in up there. It’s like a miniature wave and I always hope there’s an appropriately miniature surfer up there shooting the curl.  I bet you didn’t know that my nose could make that shape. Now we both know it can. Yay for progress.

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